Why does an animated news program from Taiwan have a better understanding of America than most Americans, though?
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT LIFE COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER
Saint Laurent Fall 2014
I can’t stand sitting
When Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar I expect everyone in the world to simultaneously stand and applaud, I expect newborn babies to pop out of their mother’s vaginas and do fist pumps, and I expect dragons and fireworks to shoot into the sky. I will accept nothing less.
Yeah we’re gonna have to cancel those dragons
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
THERE’S NEVER A BAD TIME TO WHIP OUT YOUR
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