my kind of glory hole
//Battle Bunny Draven almost done. Just gotta get my wig done, finish painting the carrot axes and wrap some pink ribbons around my ankles and wrists. I’m gonna be the sexiest person at the next con.
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog
I gave my boyfriend a flower beard.
I hate when women say they want to be treated like queens. Have you not read your history books?
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Natural Eye Color Chart
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.
I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES